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Lady Assassin       The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background       checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three       finalists.....two men and a woman.       For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large       metal door and handed him a gun.       "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what       the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting       in a chair. KILL HER!!"       The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."       The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take       your wife and go home."          The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and       went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the       man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my       wife."       The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go       home."       Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to       kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were       heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,       banging on the walls.       After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there       stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "this gun is       loaded with blanks," she said, "So I had to beat him to death with       the chair."