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On Politics.....   Why are Democrats better in bed? Because you've never heard of getting a good piece of elephant.   Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? Because they can lie without moving their lips.   What does a politician have in common with Jeffrey Dahmer? They both have skeletons in their closet.   What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth? LIAR.   What do you call a democrat that sleeps around? A breeding-heart liberal.   If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?   What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a corrupt lawyer? Chelsea.   How does the IRS describe a day at work? Taxing.