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REDNECK SEX TEST
Answer 'True or False' to the following 25 statements. Each correct response is worth 4 points.
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
5. A menstrual cycle has 3 wheels.
6. A 'G-string' is part of a fiddle.
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
14. Fetus was a character on 'Gunsmoke'.
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
22. Sodomy is a special form of fast growing grass.
23. Pornography is the business of making records.
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
25. Douche is the French word for 'twelve'.
SCORING:
88-100 You're part of the civilized word.
72-84 You can drink beer at the fence with Hank Hill and his buddies anytime.
56-68 President Clinton will let you call him 'Bubba'.
0-52 You're a ginnywine 'Redneck' thar, Cletus. |